When Germany Wins, do as the Germans do: DRINK!

LiverBashing Lola — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 15:18:13 +0000

After witnessing the merciless ass-kicking the Germans bestowed upon the Aussies in the World Cup on Monday afternoon, my friends and I could not escape the mob of happily singing, Becks drinking, free Jaeger-shots distributing futbol-goers at our highly German-populated sports bar. We were basically held hostage at the bar until we drank our own body weight in booze.

Because of our lovely German buddies, yesterday we were reunited with an old friend, one we know very well—Señor Hangover. Our reunion with Señor Hangover inspired this post about the typical development of occurrences during our most of our encounters with Señor H, in chronological order of course. It goes a lil’ something like this…

1. Wake up. Still drunk. Head is pounding. Room is spinning. The big question on the mind is “WTF happened last night?”

2. Check the Blackberry. Review outgoing calls, drunken BBMs/texts from last night. Too drunk to care.

3. Call last night’s partner in crime. Laugh as you piece the night together. Finally get the answer to “WTF happened last night?”. New questions arise. i.e. “We went where?”, “I did what?”, etc…

4. Hang up. Time to eat. Do more stupid shit like order $29 worth of tacos to feed hangover cravings. Laugh about the dumb shit you did. Still too drunk to care.

5. After eating enough food for a small village go back to sleep.

6. Wake up. No longer drunk.

7. Review outgoing calls, drunken BBMs/texts again–this time its no longer funny.

8. Call friend again. The events from last night suddenly went from hilarious to highly embarrassing.

9. Sit on couch. Go through several stages of self-loathing as you think “Why the fuck did I text that to my ex/boss/parents?” and “I hope none of last night’s pictures wind up online.” This couch session is usually accompanied by laptop open to Ex’s latest uploaded Facebook album of pics with their new boyfriend/girlfriend.

10. Emotions of self-loathing strengthen. Yell things like “My life’s a joke”, “I’m pathetic”, “No wonder I’m single”, “I need some control in my life.”

11. Couch recovery session continues while watching re-runs of Judge Mathis and People’s Court. Bag of Doritos in hand.

12. Nap again.

13. Shower.

14. Check phone. Read text message that says “Happy Hour at 6? $3 Martinis.”

15. Smile and think “Fuck it.” Reply “See you there!”. Get ready to do it all over again!

For a true LiverBasher, dealing with a hangover just comes with the territory, but it doesn’t keep us from liver bashing on!

Congrats Germany and thanks for the free booze.

Co-authored by LiverBashing Lola’s partner in crime JQ2.

4th Annual NY Brew Fest!

admin — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 13:55:14 +0000

Saturday June 19th, 2010 3:30pm – 8:00pm on Governers island
Click here for more info and ticket purchase

Photos to come after the event

CINCO DE MAYO!!

admin — Tue, 04 May 2010 21:25:56 +0000

Cinco De Mayo, Get Your Tequila!!!

Recession Specials: Kool-Aid Libre

admin — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:01:01 +0000

The weather is warming up and the grills are coming out. Everyone knows a summer BBQ isn’t complete without two things: booze and Kool-Aid. During economically straining times such as these, the cost of mixers for your booze can start to become a burden–especially when you can use that money towards hard liquor to forget your shitty job and rising debt. Have no fear, the summer recipe for the poor man’s drink is here: Kool-Aid Libre

In Spanish, the classic Rum + Coke is called a Cuba Libre. The poor-man’s twist to this classic cocktail is to replace the Coke with the more wallet-friendly Kool-Aid — hence the name “Kool-Aid Libre”.

The mixologist, the bartender, the creator, Yari putting her creation into full effect! Kool-Aid Libre. Recipe Below

What you need:

2 10 cent packs of Cherry Kool-Aid

1 Bacardi Razz bottle

1 Drink Container and 0 Shame

Procedure:

1. Fill up your drink container about 3/4s of the way with the Cherry Kool-Aid mix.

2. Fill up the rest of the container with the Bacardi Razz.

3. Stir.

4. Drink.

Follow these simple instructions you’ll be enjoying a fiscally-friendly cocktail in no time!

Tips:

Don’t have the budget for sky-high priced city drinks? Put your Kool-Aid libre in a red Gatorade bottle and enjoy your PATH ride into the city with your low budget wonder. By the time you reach your destination you’ll be so bombed they’ll be no need to shell out $17 for a watered down cocktail.

Warning: When mixed with the Cherry Kool-Aid, the hint of any hard liquor in the mix is virtually undetectable due to the rum’s raspberry flavoring. At first it may seem like there isn’t enough booze mixed. But, don’t be fooled! CHEERS!

Look out for LiverBashers next recipe: The Russian Welch

Viva Las Vegas!!!

admin — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:20:57 +0000

Taken by fellow Liver Basher Ivan in Las Vegas….uncle bob is that you?

PARTY TONIGHT!!!!!

admin — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:20:24 +0000

VICTORIAN STUDIOS 51 Pacific Ave, Jersey City, NJ

A benefit show and grand opening of the Victorian studios. Bring your party hat!

Click here for directions

Liver Bashers X Westcoast = Bikini’s & Beer

Los Angeles — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:50:04 +0000

If anyone happens to be over here in California be sure to stop by this party this Friday in Orange County, we will be there Bashing our Livers all night long!

Chateaux Lounge 18912 MacArthur Blvd. Irvine, CA 92612

Liver Basher!

admin — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:48:44 +0000

Liver Bashers is proud to introduce our friend, fellow artist, and amazing photographer Nick Meistrell to our family. Check out some of his work here: www.NickMeistrell.com

Los Angeles Liver Bashers shirts coming soon!

ANOTHER PROUD MEMBER!!

admin — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 13:06:57 +0000

We are proud to announce the addition of our good friend Ivan to the West Coast Liver Bashers family, he is a Basher…the proof below!

Longtrail Brewery, Vermont

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:50:00 +0000

So recently we visited the Longtrail Brewery in Bridgewater, Vermont. It was nothing short of great, we suggest you take a trip to visit while on your next ski trip to Vermont.